How often do you fart ?

[Doug]

Never tried a poll before, not sure if I can figure out how that works or not ?

A Never
B 1-5 times a day
C 5-10 times a day
D More than 10 times a day
E Every five minutes

 

[BBBILLY]

Just Now! BBB

 

[Pitumbo]

1-5 times a day, but always between the hours of 2 - 6 am.

My girl loves it.

I tell her to be thankful it's not the Dutch Oven.

 

[brendan_ryan]

Gotta love when you "cautiously" let a few go at work in your cube. Then panic when someone drops in unannounced.

 

[quantumleap]

Gotta love when you "cautiously" let a few go at work in your cube. Then panic when someone drops in unannounced.

Reminds me of when I had to clear one out and I was at the copy machine. No one was in the copy room so I let it fly. A lady I worked with walked in the room shortly after.

I never did find out if she knew. If she did, she never said anything about it.

 

[skoda]

Oh that was great honey.....I'm sorry I must leave now, I need to pass gas:smoker2:

 

[Journeyman]

I read once the avg healthy person farts 9-14 times a day, so I would assume most would fall into the double digit range.

weird topic.

 

[HawkAC11]

Considering I just farted 5 times while writing this post...i gotta be on the high end of this

 

[joew68]

My wife made chili last week, I farted every 5 seconds for a week. fucking phew...............

 

[levistep]

20-25

75-100 if i eat a lot of salsa. I ate a shit load of salsa 2 days ago and I stunk up a 400sq room. I came back a couple hours later and it still smelled.

 

[Bitterlittleman]

I've been farting all day. Better to bear the shame than to bear the pain.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Its worse when you are sitting alone in your parked car waiting for someone and shit your pants. You are peacefully enjoying your own mess when a friend knocks on the window and gives you the roll down window sign so he/she can say hi.

FUCK !!!!!!!

 

[billhill999]

I once cut the cheese so bad I cleared out an entire car on the 'A' train from Manhattan to Queens.

Seems the cafeteria didn't prepare the clam sauce properly, let's just say I was percolating.

I fart about 40 times a day on the average.

 

[druidwarrior]

Ginger makes you fart all day

 

[wavemaker]

wife went thru a pack of matches yesterday as I was a little gassy

 

[tkim11]

wife went thru a pack of matches yesterday as I was a little gassy

matches? Shit, a blow torch cant elminate my farts.

 

[TheTribe]

better question would be how often do you shart? there's nothing like a fart with a suprise

 

[Alamorich]

I greet my wife with a "good morning beautifull" and then release the first fart of the day as a punctuation mark.

 

[dick7470]

you guys are sick!


and stink!

 

[dick7470]

and funny as hell!